Hi im lost, trapped, and confused.?

Recently i have been having..... problems. My boyfriend dumped me for my brother a couple weeks ago and ive been wandering around a park recently with my dog and her new puppies. Well i guess i ped out today cus i just woke up and im in a empty dumpster..?? Im not sure whats going on and there is a small lizard attempting to eat my finger and i cant get it to stop. I have no cell service so i can not call anyone. Also there is a gl of yellow liquid next to me and im not sure if it is urine or lemonade. Im getting hungry and there is no food and im thinking about eating the lizard but he is just so cute. What do i do. Please help. Urgent. Im scared.